My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
Well, damn. Italian artist Marcello Barenghi draws incredibly realistic everyday objects that appear almost three dimensional simply with the help of colored pencils.
can u not
this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
if i could start a new life, i definitely would.
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…